am i now?

In the name of work and our (not-so these days) beloved motherland's independence, I found myself on the back of a truck in the sun and rain, traveling around town, causing traffic jams, accompanied by shouts of "ACTION!", much to the amusement of other road users.

I always cuss and swear about how tedious these things are, or how "I can't feel my ass" after plonking it on a wooden crate. But if I can bring myself to admit it, these things are good fun. To finally see it come to life is after all, what it's all about.

But next time, I'll start the script with:
Scene opens with a riverbank in Amsterdam on a sunny summer's day. We see our star, Keira Knightley...